Just going to…you know…leave this here.
Goodnight moon.
I didn’t receive a message from this guy, thank you skies above, but he did visit my profile(multiple times). Guess I didn’t meet his 100 criteria, and he was just making sure. He probably expects me to go and cry about it.
Personally, I like that “You bathe regularly” is #87 on his list. This is a man with clear priorities.
… .so I read this piece in the New York Times about parents who publish their kids’ books. As an author and a person who likes the internet and new media things, this sort of thing interests me a lot. But I did get a strange, queasy feeling about it that I wanted to parse a bit. Let me say a…
I have never written a book and yet I agree with this. ALL OF THIS.
I would love to read this guy’s recipes. “Open jar of mayonnaise. Scream until mayonnaise admits to being a pagan Marxist homosexual. Consume.”
I’m surprised someone so fearful of liberal ideas would even consider a cookbook for men.
(Ok, that is wrong of me, but come on - “white Baptist preacher”!
GPOY.
“I loved Twilight but the prequel is really weird???”
Osmia Avosetta are solitary bees that build their nests by biting petals off of flowers, flying them back one by one, and gluing them together often using nectar as glue. Each nest is a papermache work of art that houses a single bee egg. (via)
So cool.
Damn, and I was *so* prepared to hate 100% of bees for the rest of my life.
“DON’T TELL ME NOT TO DANCE DAD!” - Jimmy Jr.
Possible things to do with my bonus and/or tax refund:
1. Savings
2. Pay down student loan
3. Pay down car loan
4. Get dog microchipped
5. New bed
Hot damn, my life is fascinating.
